Actress Natalie Portman is currently engaged in a very public quarrel with electronic music star Moby after he bragged in his new autobiography that he banged her back when she was 18-years-old. Natalie naturally came out and denied that Moby was ever her lover, and referred to him as a “creepy older man”. In response Moby released the photo above to support his claims of sexual conquest.

However, many still doubt that Moby’s and Natalie’s relationship was physical, as they find it hard to believe that this impotent scrawny vegan homofag could ever maintain an erection let alone that he would use it on a human woman… That was until the sex tape video above was released, which appears to conclusively prove that Moby and Natalie did partake in depraved sex acts with one another.

Yes there is no denying it now, Moby was rubbing his bald head and bony concave chest all over Natalie Portman’s perky titties (featured above) back when she was a teen. Thank Allah that us virile Muslims almost certainly got to Natalie first when she was still in her prime during the filming of “Léon: The Professional”.