As you can see in the photo below, actresses, models, and lesbian lovers Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson purchased a sex bench together and are positively giddy while moving it into their house.
Leave it to consumerist infidel lesbodykes to purchase something as pointless as the $385 “Master Series Obedience Extreme Sex Bench with Restraint Straps”. Of course us Muslims know all too well the importance of restraining a woman during sex, for in our experience they often put up quite a struggle (no doubt because of the enormous size of our manhoods and the intense pleasure that it causes)… But whatever happened to using a good old-fashioned piece of rope and the kitchen table?
Yes, Cara and Ashley are not only both hellbound lesboqueers, but wasteful spenders as well. Of course this should come as no surprise as they have always been two dykey peas in a pod, as you can see from them both brazenly baring their breasts on the beach in the candid nude photos above.